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Intelligent Control ???? Thats Pants.
 

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ICTP poem, feeling seriously creative this morning, going for a second coffee soon, and perhaps I'd better not give up the day job :)

I conned the punters

I could take pleasure :?:
In cars that please :D
I can't take pressure :x
I close the picture :eek:
In car touch panel :roll:
It's cost too pricey ;)
Its clear to posters :|
I cannot trust programmers :evil:
I clearly take pain :arrow:
In crap technology products :twisted:
 

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RaVolVoR said:
ICTP poem, feeling seriously creative this morning, going for a second coffee soon, and perhaps I'd better not give up the day job :)

I conned the punters

I could take pleasure :?:
In cars that please :D
I can't take pressure :x
I close the picture :eek:
In car touch panel :roll:
It's cost too pricey ;)
Its clear to posters :|
I cannot trust programmers :evil:
I clearly take pain :arrow:
In crap technology products :twisted:
Genius!

If there was a "best post of the week" award, you'd win it hands down with this!

Your talents are clearly wasted here . . :lol:
 

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RaVolVoR said:
ICTP poem, feeling seriously creative this morning, going for a second coffee soon, and perhaps I'd better not give up the day job :)

I conned the punters

I could take pleasure :?:
In cars that please :D
I can't take pressure :x
I close the picture :eek:
In car touch panel :roll:
It's cost too pricey ;)
Its clear to posters :|
I cannot trust programmers :evil:
I clearly take pain :arrow:
In crap technology products :twisted:
Well done.
 

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It Can Take Patience
 

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Ian Callum Takes (the) P1ss
 

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Is Carl Too Proud (to hand back his car?)
 

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Is Carl Too Proud (to hand back his car?)
Hahaha!! Like it!!! The good thing we should all take from this is I don't actually want any other car. Nothing else ticks the boxes for me like the FP!! Love Hate though, Love the whole car but Hate the ICTP issues. Hopefully won't come to it if PATCH 2 does the trick! Truly hope so!!
 

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I've stayed fairly quiet on the ITCP issues.. mainly because I don't have any. I'm not using the CD player, or hdmi but the parts I do use, nav, 360 camera, sensors etc all work as I'd expect.

The idea of a rewrite of the software fills me with more worry than what I've currently got. I doubt I'll be actively seeking to update it unless I start having problems or they put in some additional features that I want.
 
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