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The buying Experience - Part 1

After laboured research and many test drives
From Touaregs, Macans to Audi Q5s
A decision emerged, based on certain parameters
Though I'd not realised yet, the dealers were amateurs

Excited, well-versed, I have to confess
I'd Joined online forums, read Auto Express
When I visited the showroom, they couldn't have been nicer
The desire for an F Pace, made me clear out my ISA

Taurus and jet leather or light oyster stitch?
Cup holder covers or alloy paddle shifts?
Black Venoms or blades or Bad ass turbines?
I'd Configured the spec at least 80 times!

A deposit then placed, a build date secure...
My new car awaited? but there was a smell of manure
With absence of dialogue and no order sorted
After months of no progress, the deal was aborted

So, I found a lease firm who took on my car
No deposit required and low APR
A new chapter begins, a line in the sand.
My experience so far of this 'luxury' brand....

....to be continued
 

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Very good well done, look forward to part 2, its like back to the future only it would be forward to the Fpace.
 

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I got this poem,...

Me and Tim went down to Kent !!!!!
And we met three women in a tent... :?
Well we couldn't think of anything else to do so... :eek:

No....the forum is not for that sort of thing :lol: :lol:
 

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Jags cat said:
I got this poem,...

Me and Tim went down to Kent !!!!!
And we met three women in a tent... :?
Well we couldn't think of anything else to do so... :eek:

No....the forum is not for that sort of thing :lol: :lol:
I've made up three endings already :)
 

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Bravo Jonnyzander!!! And a good effort JagsCat, I'm sure Catwoman knows the rest of the verse!!
 

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There was a young man named Carl
Whose jaguar made him snarl
It was so full of glitches
That it made him feel itches
And gave him the shits worse than a phal
 

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Bonkers said:
There was a young man named Carl
Whose jaguar made him snarl
It was so full of glitches
That it made him feel itches
And gave him the shits worse than a phal
Hahaha Classic!! Thanks for that, morning ring sting never good!!
 
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